eMail Address Management

This web site used to have lots of email addresses on many pages. Unfortunatly people started to spam those addresses. To avoid this we replaced all email text addresses with images, so you cannot copy/paste them or click on them. If you click you come to this web page instead, where we try to figure out if you are a real person or a bot, and we also intentionally slow you down so you cannot get too many addresses in a short time. Sorry for this inconvenience (if you have a better idea on how to solve out problem please send an email to click for textversion of email address).

We show you here 7 sentences, 6 of them are combinations of several sentences and should therefore not make sense. Select the correct one, and you will get a page where you can click on the email address you are looking for in order to send an email.

Kauffman's First Law of Airports: The distance those who stand to lose as you smoke on the way to work and the candy bar you ate before lunch.
Rule of we live in the best of all possible want... i just keep changing my mind.
McDonald's Corollary to Murphy's Law: In any phone call you sat waiting for comes expertise has the most opinions.
ryan's application of parkinson's law: who begs to sleep late on school days it bag up, there's always more dirt than you started with.
Law of Human Quirks: Everyone wants unable to learn from the past which side of the bathroom you're on.
Baruchs's Observation: If all you Your own car uses more gas how bad things can get.
Juhani's Law: The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it is compromising.