eMail Address Management

This web site used to have lots of email addresses on many pages. Unfortunatly people started to spam those addresses. To avoid this we replaced all email text addresses with images, so you cannot copy/paste them or click on them. If you click you come to this web page instead, where we try to figure out if you are a real person or a bot, and we also intentionally slow you down so you cannot get too many addresses in a short time. Sorry for this inconvenience (if you have a better idea on how to solve out problem please send an email to click for textversion of email address).

We show you here 7 sentences, 6 of them are combinations of several sentences and should therefore not make sense. Select the correct one, and you will get a page where you can click on the email address you are looking for in order to send an email.

Berra's First Law: You If you like it, they not get the grease; it gets replaced.
j.s. gilette's commentary on decisions: i slowest checker is always at expertise has the most opinions.
Morris' Law of Conferences: The most repair person will never have you go, there you are.
special law: the workbench axiom: the stock goes up need, it's on the bottom shelf.
Berra's Second Law: Anyone observation: hell "new" and/or "improved" isn't.
Tracy's Time Observation: Good for a vacation, take half as much just enough to get in your way.
Woodside's Grocery Principle: The bag that breaks it the one with the eggs.